Area hell squadrons about to be downgraded to ‘gee shucks’ squadrons….
Evil Overlord note #1: When I create an invincible bionic ninja, I will first choose a healthy, well-rounded, mentally fit volunteer with no social commitments rather than an unhappy conscript or psychotic criminal. I will treat him fairly and offer him cake and all the enemy spinal fluid he can drink.
Evil Overlord note #2: I will totally give my bionic ninja a computer with a KITT voice, because the only thing deadlier than a bionic ninja is a robot butler. Together they will be unstoppable.
Evil Overlord note #3: When my bionic ninja and his robot butler brain-chip inevitably go rogue and my Doom Brigades corner him with Mega-Atomic Happy Death Guns, I will instruct them NOT to stand facing each other.
Evil Overlord note #4: My Doom Brigades will be issued with ‘quip detectors’ and will automatically initiate emergency evasion patterns immediately any one-liners are spoken within a 100-yard range.
Area hell squadrons about to be downgraded to ‘gee shucks’ squadrons….
Evil Overlord note #1: When I create an invincible bionic ninja, I will first choose a healthy, well-rounded, mentally fit volunteer with no social commitments rather than an unhappy conscript or psychotic criminal. I will treat him fairly and offer him cake and all the enemy spinal fluid he can drink.
Evil Overlord note #2: I will totally give my bionic ninja a computer with a KITT voice, because the only thing deadlier than a bionic ninja is a robot butler. Together they will be unstoppable.
Evil Overlord note #3: When my bionic ninja and his robot butler brain-chip inevitably go rogue and my Doom Brigades corner him with Mega-Atomic Happy Death Guns, I will instruct them NOT to stand facing each other.
Evil Overlord note #4: My Doom Brigades will be issued with ‘quip detectors’ and will automatically initiate emergency evasion patterns immediately any one-liners are spoken within a 100-yard range.
I don’t think Talbot would like it if he knew someone was reading and posting from his private diary like this…
And, since only the Q Man knows what the voice sounds like, it’s still unclear whether the Q computer is a robot butler or a robot sexy French maid.